February 2012
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The Future Queen Estelle Silvia Ewa Mary →
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Ash Wednesday
Whenever I see people with ashes I think “Wow what an idiot! They have dirt on their forehead!…oh wait…it’s that holiday where Catholics put dirt on themselves.” Seriously I just want to be like “DUDE, YOU’VE GOT SOME RELIGION ON YOUR HEAD! SHUT IT DOWN!”
The time has come: Crown Princess Victoria has...
royalwatcher:
Now is the time! Crown Princess Victoria has gone to the hospital to give birth to her child, the state court.
Crown Princess Victoria has left home in Haga to travel to the hospital. The court told TT that Crown Princess Victoria are now at the Karolinska Hospital’s maternity ward to give birth to her child.
We will be back as soon as we know more.
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Today is Fat Tuesday! Does that mean I get to eat...
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As we speak I'm dying my own hair
I haven’t dyed my own hair since middle school….is it suppose to be this painful?
Anonymous asked: how much of your studies in history involved the Holocaust and Nazi Germany? I'm asking this because I want to major in history in college as well, but recently in high school, and a few months ago I watched a movie about Aushwitz and it continues to terrify me...
waitingforinspirationtostrike:
Tonight’s plans? The Pokemon drinking game with Joey, I will be a pokemon master!! Gotta drink ‘em all!!!
GOT TO DRINK THEM ALL! POKEMON!!!!
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Anonymous asked: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?astoldbyjoey then sign up and then check your ''astoldbyjoey'' inbox
bewitching-bespectacled-beauty:
dorothy-cotton:
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cryingminotaurs:
The Alright Gatsby
Alexander the Decent
The Okay Wall of China
The Admissible Depression
The not bad Barrier Reef
Goodness Gracious moderate balls of fire
Jude the relatively well known
Decent Expectations
Sort of Noisy on the Western Front
Niagra Stumbles
Atlas Raised an Eyebrow
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“Wouldn’t it be great if we could get Jesus of Nazareth to come back and...”
– John Fugelsang
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european-booty-scratcher:
We live in a world where white people believe they are the victims of reverse racism and men are at the mercy of misandrists. Let’s ignores all the facts on facts on facts that proves otherwise. Next thing you know Christians will cry religious persecu- nevermind.
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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I'm writing a paper called: Was Ivan SO Terrible
I really need to look at my life right now….
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Anonymous asked: Will you be my valentine?
Anonymous asked: Don't you just love Valentines Day?
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“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been....”
– Isaac Asimov (via whomadewho)
So Relevant.
(via stfuconfederates)
I will never cease to be amazed at how many people refuse to change their beliefs in the face of statistics and evidence and studies and history. Just mind-boggling.
-Jess (via stfuconservatives)
Adele is a perfect human being
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Just ordered my Madonna tickets....
MADONNA FUCKING MADONNA! I’m seeing her, Yankee Stadium, 6 September.
WHY MUST I WAIT SO LONG?!??
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